iM pEpPa pIG

*laughs in bi*

I would probably say "Uhhhh, I didn't expect this but sure."

Maybe go to an café? Just hang out as good friends XD
*laughs in never had an lover*

I would give it a try.

*r u n*
cuz weeeee rfeinds

uhhh oki???????????? but i have a gf tho

POLICE.

I would run around in the middle of the road hitting you with a binder

(no cap did this before)

Yes i guess

*introvert noises*

Say I'm married and proud of my marriage (imgflip marriage)

Blush profusely, stammer a lot, and make a complete fool out of myself.
Just another normal day in the normal life of me 💅

HIGHHHWAYYY TOOO THEEE FRIENDZONE!

(A Play On Highway To The Danger Zone)

*Dies of awkwardness*

laugh and be like "nah lol"

Say "are you insane"

I would give it a try