TRUMP STEAKS - COULDN'T FEED TO A STARVING DOG. TRUMP THE GAME - DIDN'T PASS GO. TRUMP AIRLINES- NEVER GOT OFF THE GROUND. TRUMP BEVERAGES- UNDRINKABLE. TRUMP MAGAZINE - EVEN TRUMP WOULDN'T SPANK HIS ASS WITH IT. TRUMP CASINOS - WENT BANKRUPT? THE ONLY THING TRUMP HAS SUCCESSFULLY LAUNCHED IN THE U.S. IS THE CORONAVIRUS.