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Seriously? You're attempting to make fun of the Space Force? Had you been around when airplanes were becoming more common place and effective, you'd probably have laughed at the Army Air Corps, and later the Air Force. And NASA? Don't even get *you* started!

Let me dumb it down for you. Most modern warfare is conducted via computers using satellite guidance / GPS. If an enemy takes out the satellites we use to target and attack them, our forces are vulnerable on the battlefield.

Q: Where do satellites live and work?
A: Space.

So you're plan is to just have space warfare conducted by the other side.

Brilliant!
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*YOUR

You DO realize that the United States has had a mostly CIVILIAN and PEACEFUL presence in space, other than military satellites of course, since the 1960's, right? You do have at least THAT much grasp of history?

Enlistment hasn't even begun; besides basic drill, these people are going to have to learn avionics, astrophysics, engineering, navigation, zero-gravity training, G-force resistance training, and so much more, like the heretofore unexplored fields of cosmic warfare; ballistic weapons are useless in a vacuum, and the mass of an object in space dictates that the battery size for a handheld laser weapon would be impractical for space combat; how do we engineer armored space suits, armored space ships (some parts of larger vehicles, like the shuttle, were actually nothing more than chemically treated canvas only a few tenths of an inch thick) and how to get them up there - because the rocketry physics necessary to put that kind of hardware into orbit is just not practical, which means, if you want to assemble it in space, first you need to assemble a platform in space, so first, we have to design the platform, design the machinery and the workspaces in which the finished armored space vehicles will be assembled...you're accusing me of mocking the name of a group of active-duty "Guardians" lmfao who won't even come on duty for another ten to fifteen years.

That's IF Biden allows this travesty of literally cosmic proportions to even continue. Hopefully he'll cut that and a lot more fat from the grotesquely bloated military budget, and after taxing the rich properly, divert the funds into making sure everyone has food and shelter, you know, because you can't have Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness without, you know, Life.
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Oh, and I'm not making fun of the very small handful of Americans that will serve as Space Force Guardians...I'm laughing at the NAME they chose...fvck you're so fvucking ignorant I feel almost as though it's incumbent on me to learn you some facts.

Off the top of my head I can think of ten better terms for the "Guardians:"

10 - Sentinels
09 - Archangels
08 - Rangers
07 - Firebirds
06 - Furies
05 - Argonauts
04 - Centurions
03 - Troopers
02 - ZeeGees
01 - Imperial Storm Troopers
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Also, there's NO SUCH FVCKING THING AS SPACE WARFARE.

Space is, by international treaty, NEUTRAL TERRITORY, and has been kept FREE OF ANY MILITARY PRESENCE since manned spaceflight began.

And it's not just any joe dip$hit that can go into a Space Force recruiter's office and come out a...space Cadet?

Excuse me while I die laughing at that one...

...okay...

The Marines are famous for their slogans of "Looking for a few good men" and "Many are called. Few are chosen."

The Space Force Guardian corps is going to have to be so selective that it will make the USMC look like a daycare center for slow children. You want to talk about having to be in peak physical and mental condition, even sailors who serve on submarines will seem like simpletons having a mass panic attack compared to the kind of physical and mental acuity needed to go into space.

If you send even one f**kup into space, they will get everyone killed. F**kups in the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines usually only get themselves and a couple of their f**kup buddies killed. There is no room for any f**kuppery in space.

Space Force is unrealistic, impractical, and a drain on money that could be better spent feeding and sheltering people, rather than lining the pockets of Raytheon, Lockheed, General Electric, Rand, and the rest of the corporate parasites that are the TRUE cause of America's grotesquely bloated military budget.

Bail out corporations, throw money at them, pay ten thousand dollars for an office chair, and that's fine. Spend that money helping make sure everyone has a place to live and three squares a day is socialism and bad.

I really don't understand you people.

You're so militantly nonsensical.
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Man...your ignorance is really irritating; I just realized you think NASA is a military operation; it's not. The Astronaut Corps are military personnel, but the rest of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration is a civilian organization, with government financing and oversight.

But the idea of militarizing space beyond spy satellites and GPS systems is so ludicrous as to be comical. Never mind the impracticalities listed in my previous posts.

Untwist your panties, learn something about the space program, and physics, and mathematics, and you'll understand why everyone who knows anything about space is treating this as a senile old man's laughable fever-dream.
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