What is this? What is this blessing upon humanity?

Yes

Y E S

It's a good deal, considering the fact that it will help me get through with this painful reality and stress. *thinks about smoking*

Exactly... safer than weed, it is.

*lights up and smokes my cigarette*

Just minding my own business and smoking, after all life is a pain in the ass

Hard to argue with that.

Diabetes and lung cancer only for 5 bucks!

O_o

A way to escape the misery and stress of real life for only 5 bucks!

Yeah! Actually tho over here a whole pack of cigs is 5 bucks lol.

Ah, shit. Why you so concerned, tho 😏

Concerned 'bout wht?

Cigarette prices

Oh! Isn't the reason obvious?

C h e a p ?
What about quality?

Marlboro was the only brand that was cheap and good. So was camel.

A h , great.
Have a weed-pill.

No weed ain't rly my thing. Vicodin pills on the other hand...

Nope.

I used to smoke like alot. Would run outta them real quick so I always needed to find cigs for cheap.

I see. You're making progress.

Mhm yah

You'll conquer the world if you keep going at this rate.

Yes ik that. But conquering the world ain't that easy as i thought. I already took over a small portion of a city tho so that's progress.

Mmm... ohhh... s u r e 😓

XD

why tho

Because soda-drugging.

I bring forth, a blessing to purify this cursed land.

lmfao

We need this in our miserable lives 🤣

you are correct senpai

:MAO

(LMAO

**LAMO

You're completely insane, bitch 😶

XD STFu

***L M A O

Four attempts?
YOLO

XD

for druggys yes.... *glares at wall*

DAMMMM, why's your eyes shiny, bruh?

lmfao

This ain't a joke. Get soda-drugged.