[Inspired by another meme]

I’ve noticed the majority of MAGA Republicans I must deal with are angry individuals

Who's angrier, Jesus or Satan?

Jesus got pretty pissed when the moneylenders set up shop in the temple...you know, to exploit the poor.

I think Satan doesn’t get mad about anything. He just gets even.

The infinite battle between good and evil is the answer

Nahh, Jesus would've been a Green.

yeah, probably.

Mixed with a libertarian.

yeah, pretty much.

He would probably be a Permaturecultralist too.

He may have been closer to Bernie Sanders/independent; but, yeah, you gotta love those Christian conservatives who praise a middle-eastern socialist.

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the elephant in the room is that red man sides with orange man (pun intended)

I love the fake quotes.

the satan quotes? definitely. however the jesus quotes are real.

Somehow I doubt Jesus ever said Provided Free Universal HealthCare.
"Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth."
"Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs, is the kingdom of heaven."

he still cared about the poor a lot.

No doubt and so do I. All I said was that the quotes were made up or misquoted.

got it, but he definitely wouldn't support deregulation.

Probably to a certain extect.