Lmao

Yes

Only if Thanos tried to touch his cookies...

Yes

Pro tip: never try to steal cookie monster's cookies.

the us military if they where aware

No

guns vs a guy with a gauntlet with mythical stones in it that is only effective at close-meduim range

You underestimate his power, and what he can do with all the stones

one bullet between the eyes

Remember what iron man did in endgame
All that laser, super advanced tech, all for a drop of blood

they didn't launch lead at his head at 3,500 feet a second. judging that our rifles can now shoot ap rounds I doubt he would last to long

Have you even seen endgame, infinity war, and what thanos is capable of in the comics

Yes to all of the above, but hey that's just a theory a movie theory

Idk

Thanos has just ripped out the mind stone from visions forehead. Smiling he then slips it in the remaining slot of the gauntlet. He is now getting ready to snap with only one thought "bring the universe to balance" just as he is ready to snap he feels a sharp pain in his shoulder it's thor with stormbreaker in his arm he grins and says "should have gone for the head" and proceeds to snap. But somethings wrong nothing happens he looks to the gauntlet seeing 1 of the stones missing he looks up to se the cookie monster holding the stone "you should know better than this thanos" the cookie monster bellows. "I wouldn't do that if i were you" thanos booms back. "You know what I'll give you a chance" cookie monster says as he proceeds to heal thanos. "You've made a mistake old pal" thanos says under his breath as he takes a swing with the stormbreaker at the cookie monster. To be continued...

As the stormbreaker hits the cookie monster he blocks it with his arm "you have certainly gotten stronger since our last encounter... But you still not strong enough." As he says that with all his might he forces the stormbreaker up and grabs it by the axe head. "You have gotten alot stronger too but i wouldn't be so sure you will win" says thanos confidently as he tries, but fails, to force the stormbreaker down on to the cookie monsters head. As that is happening the cookie monster can feel a powerful presence looming near them. Then suddenly shaggy bursts out of a bush knocking the stormbreaker out of thanos's hands while also slicing a few of cookie monsters fingers off. To be continued...

Lmao