Hex: first of all, my head was chipped, second, I got stabbed in the head by a parasitic Dark Star only to fuse with it, third, I got sent to a containment breach or prison in space and somehow managed to escape, NOW me and my friends are always harassed by a go***mn 15 year old narcissistic soul trapped in a train that can somehow turn into a human as well as the hulk and even the go***mn moon.
Kobe: my mom died because we once lived in a meat farm and my dad ran off without even noticing me I guess.
Lux: my sister killed me, that’s one of the only things I can remember from my past life-
Ollie: I’m just miserable......
