why didnt my parents just use a freaking c*nd*m???

WHY WOULD YOUR PARENTS USE A CONDOM?!?!?!

to not birth her

But they wAnTeD her, cuz they... wtf?!

idk lol

youre so smort lmao

because then if they had
i wouldnt be here
and peeps would be happier (:

But no

Ok.
I wanted an excuse to send you down to earth to make someone happy.
I'll let you in on a little something... they did use protection, it just didn't work...

lmfao so im a mistake XD good to know
a simply f a i l u r e, just like le p r o t e c t i o n

But that was just an excuse to send you down there. You've done more good than you know, kid.
Do not question my methods.

XDDDDDDDDDDD METHODS LMFAO
k i n k y

-_-

yes u r

mama couldnt hold it

w8 your parents had sex???????? what the fuq is the title

are you sure i should? The gum made my stomach hurt really bad XD i hope the crackers dont do the same

In thery they shouldt

ok ima eat them lol