Nicø announcement

bet

Bet 1000 dollars

1 penny

Nah, 100 upvotes

ok

Alright

First item:
A lunch date with Church. The bidding will commence at $200

One million dollars

Going once

mhm

Going twice-
SOLD!

YAY

Next is an afternoon with Nicø. This allows you to do everything except murder me as a sloth. You CAN however kill me as a human. Don’t kill sloths.

BET, 69420⁹ DOLLARS

Sold (._. )
When are you using this appointment? It doesn’t actually have to be an afternoon.

Can I just keep it in my back pocket? Not use it but just store it for later use?

*pickpockets you* TAKE THAT

*rolls eyes* figurative language anyone?

Y e y
Knight in his shining iron exterior

XDDDDDDDD

Sure ;~;

Yay

replyflag[deleted]1 up, 4m, 1 reply
Instead of tell you who I have a crush, can I tell you 3 reasons why I shouldn't have a crush on him?

flagFestive-CSX88881 up, 4m
Yes

replyflag[deleted]1 up, 4m, 1 reply
well f**k.
1.He doesn't like me.
2. He's married
3. He is my grandson

flagFestive-CSX88881 up, 4m
Monkey Puppet Meme | That moment when you fit that description | image tagged in memes,monkey puppet | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

H m m m m

Our next item: a vintage painting of The honorable Captain J. Scar.
The bidding will commence at $50.

*counts my dollars* would 69420 mil do the trick?

Going once going twice, SOLD TO THE SLOTH IN THE COBALT HOODIE!

YAY

Our final item of the night before resuming tomorrow morning: a copy pasted direct quote of Nico admitting her feelings to Trainwatcher and getting shot down. (But I mean apparently he liked me all along and only said no cuz we were related and he was married and then-)

Me

The 3rd item is completely documented wedding between Anonymously.Deleted and Nico.
The bidding shall commence at $100.

Bet 2 million

Sold!