ME: *GIVES DOG A HUGGO* “AND MILLE (DOG) RUNS RIGHT THROUGH [REDACTED](ME), AND SCORES A TOUCHDOWN”
FAMILY: *LAUGHS*
ME: SPEAKING OF [REDACTED], MY ROOM IS DARK AND DEPRESSING, I SHOULD TURN ON A LIGHT
ME: *MUTTERS* JUST LIKE MY PERSONALITY-
MOM: WHAT DID YOU SAY *DIDN'T HEAR*
ME: UH- WHAT’S FOR DINNER? TRANSCRIPT BETWEEN MY FAMILY