Marie Plush smoking

*digits 911 on a microwave*

Stickdanny:that’s not a phone and what’s wrong with me sleeping on a couch boi?

From the microwave: 911 what's your emergency
Boi: but I just wanted to cook some pasta for 9 minutes and 11 seconds-

Me: Just Cook It For 9 Minutes And 10 Or 12 Seconds.

StickCat: *sleeping on his head*

(His mind: f**k.)

Stickdanny:*wakes up and notices* . . .

StickCat: *still sleeping*

Yui: Oi! *throws a volleyball at him*

Stickdanny:OW! *falls on the floor*

Yui: why were you on my couch?

Vinny:*TSUI INTENSIFIES*

Sihmé and Spark: *sits somewhere else*

Blue, Una, and Shiro:*sleeps as well*

Nako:*does the I don’t get no sleep cause of y’all thing*

Ryuichi: why do we have a couch?

The rest of the gang he’s in: I don’t know.

Nathaniel/L.C.: ...

M o v e .

Kassandra:*straight up kills him*

Stickdanny:O-O

L.C.: I said...

M o v e

Stickdanny:*moves*

L.C.: good.*sits*

Karma: *yeets him off the couch with telekinesis and steals his spot* >:3

Alwayzbread: WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!!!

Stickdanny:w-wha?

Alwayzbread: sup stick lord?

R-taws: *Stares at him, waiting for him to wake up*

Stickdanny:zzzzz

R-taw: *in his head* “you know what, maybe I’ll put him in a dream where he’s feeding Cloudy cake during a romantic diner” *puts that dream into his head*

Stickdanny:*wakes up* what the-

R-taws: “So, what did you dream about?”

R-taws: “Ah, you’re awake.”

rat: *Smacks him with the chancla*

Creator: *teleports him home*