Distracted Boyfriend

The funny thing is, the congressman was the cheap w**re in this engagement.

You mean something like this???

I'd say more like so much money was probably spent training the Chinese spy where as the congressman was just like "hey you want some government secrets?, just need a HJ".

Or, in Hunter’s case, a FJ.

The democrats always go on about how Trump supposedly colluded with Russia but they are all fine ones to talk with ties to China.