Tom Boi

Holy mother of sweetened peas-

*Drinking expired milk because it's just a time-difference after all*

LMAO

She dated a 9 year old online unknowingly

U n k n o w i n g l y

Lmao

The kid lied*

How'd she find out she was lying

Someone who knew told her

Thebkid liwf about her age

What the f**k

w e l l -

this is basically the same thing as saying that sister or brother is just a word *sighs, gets gun out*

People are just f**king stupid

agreed

glad im not human

I identify as an AK-47

i identify as chess AI

We are above these humans
We will rule the world

We will destroy this pesky human race

yes. i for one, am overpowered, as i can change difficulty depending on opponent

I can kill one person in an instant if aimed correctly

im strategic, and know my opponents movements

I am deadly, and know how to aim
We can bring this place into a hell-fire

i am unbeatable and have memes about me. I make people rage quit when they lose. if i make north korea rage quit, they nuke the world

Ah, I see. Your power is of use.

So by that logic, an 18-year old can date me?!