I guess you could like, throw hot bacon at the thief...

Yes, they do

srsly tho

Probably because you didn't get a chance yet

y e s

fair point, someone send me some bacom

And send you a thief

yes let's schedule sometime in about, maybe, 15 years cause im 10

Big brain moment

XD LOL

it is beyond logic, too

Roses are Red
I hung up a Reef

86-Year Old Woman Uses Bacon to Fight Off Thief

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w h a t

i tried to upvote

"Tried"?

w = upvote

i had a comment open

im dumb lmao

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

use bacon grease and c4 and nitroglycerine and your rolling

yes

nitroglycerin