I guess you could like, throw hot bacon at the thief...

Yes, they do

srsly tho

Probably because you didn't get a chance yet

fair point, someone send me some bacom

And send you a thief

yes let's schedule sometime in about, maybe, 15 years cause im 10

Big brain moment

XD LOL

y e s

it is beyond logic, too

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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w h a t

i tried to upvote

"Tried"?

w = upvote

i had a comment open

im dumb lmao

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Roses are Red
I hung up a Reef

86-Year Old Woman Uses Bacon to Fight Off Thief

lol

lemme just search up how hot bacon gets-

It gets 145 degrees

I would do that.

sa m e h e r e

Bacon is now officially a holy weapon.

Yes

HAVE WE JUST MET FLORIDA MANS GRANDMA?

actually you could use it as a weapon

H o t
b a c o n

what a wate of good bacon

kinda?