Some of you may think I haven't made a friend today yet

This means you can buy flaky's family as slaves.

poor Flaky...

Yeah, but at least she has some pals.

They're all slaves

No, they are collectables.

You have too pure of a sense of humor

They're slaves

Don't worry Flaky, they are not slaves, and you aren't either. Like you, they are independent.

Bruh the animal trafficking site literally said they are slaves

No, I only have Flippy, Flaky, Giggles, Cuddles, and Toothy.

I got a flaky plush in 2015 still have it

Already have 5 HTF figures, one of them is Flaky!

Lol