No context

Not much
Except that I’m a big dick

You are what you eat-

wow good one

Your patronization is not welcome-

?

Tf does that mean?

Inspiration from my image? XD

Tone*

Me, calm down my ego? Maybe when hell freezes over.

No one knows what he'll is really like. Could be just like Antarctica, very icy and cold

Eh

Also, you know your custody schedule, right?

Nope

Mondays, Wednesday's, and Fridays you are nico's or scar's. On Tuesday Thursday and Saturday you are mine. Sundays you are free

*reverts back to human* Uh

You are a sloth

Also, I added the "XD" to the end of my sentence, making it pretty obvious that i was joking.

Listen, when you get to be a dumb ass like me, you miss those things.

im gonna make this a template and use it against you if i ever write i fanfic of you and nico. your choice too: sloth you, or regular you

Church, to me down your ego. It's a very, very common saying in the English language, you didn't make it

If I am what I eat then in reality I’m
pie
brownies
chips
and other unhealthy shit

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes I am

You're really not.

I am
That’s the reason I have no friends and no one talks to me
ever.

You're not. Stop it.

Bruh
You wanna know what I'M like when I'm not on the internet? A violent asshole. I will hurt someone if they piss me off.

Me and. I'm not on the internet is....well, if you have ever seen the movie IT, I am basically Richie

Yeah me too

Me that quiet kid that doesn't speak to anyone in public except for friends and will literally try to murder someone if they make me pissed. I'm dead glad I was stopped the first time. I'm a liiiiiitle bit psychopathic

damn

Don't judge me for loving oatmeal

...

I said don't

i didnt

Oh

i like oatmeal too

:D

:D

F r i e n d

Good question

I angered furret

XD

I released a furret

Oh no

y ep