Democrats: But if we raise taxes on everyone the rich people will give us all their money!
The 1% of the 1%: You mean us?
Democrats: hell no! I mean like... small business owners and shit.
Bill Clinton was the last American President to have a surplus budget. As soon as the Repubs got in, what did they do? Pay down debt? No, they blew it and racked up debt, like good conservatives always do.