I wanted to be caboose

tucker did it

Bow Chika Bow Wow

Shut up.

*shoots you with a shotgun*

I don't even really know how to act like him

I'm screwed

That's your problem

shut up.

Oh hey I actually do know how to act like him!

F**ktard

don't talk to me like that.

Eh f**k off Red

*ignores you*

(Sarge would've shot him)
oh wait

haha im tucker so

bow chika bow wow

Church is mimicking tex

Sarge doesn't hurt girls

O h h h
k

Uh

lmao

idiot.

I'm not an idiot, it's just that you don't see the genius in me

I'm the genius here, dirtbag.

And what makes you smart again?

Everything.

Oh right, you f a n t a s t i c sense of humor, guess who really has one, *jerks thumbs at self* the ladies man here!

*shoots you*

*activates energy sword and runs at you*
Well that's unfair

*shoots you again*

Jeez, since when was sarge the silent type?

*jumps behind obstacle*

*runs to the obstacle and shoots you* YOU'VE JUST GOT SARGED

(Friendly reminder that Tucker is still alive)
(And sarge was k o ' e d by caboose)
*hits you with energy sword*
Bow Chika Bow Wow

Ow.

*laughs in tucker*
*goes to the blue base*

Pull the trigger, then.
(Bow chika bow wow)

shut up, blue.

Shut up, redface.

you suck.

Bow Chika Bow Wow

shut up.

Shut your huge mouth

no, you shut your mouth.

*slices you with energy sword*

How about I open some wounds instead?

ow! Take this, blue! *shoots you in the foot*

Ow Chika Bow Oww...

HAH! Red is the best!

(Lmao I hate this. I like blue better than red and it pains me to type this in.)

(Me realizing rooster teeth made a post saying blue is superior)
Says you, you aren't credible, just like those chicks on the internet

At least I actually know how to use a real weapon! That blue glowing sword isn't a real weapon!

If I can kill you with it, it's a weapon-

wait that would mean tex is an ultimate weapon of destruction...
WHATEVER

But there are better weapons than a glowing sword. Let me prove it. *shoots you in the head*

*screams*
*dodges*
What is your deal?

VIOLENCE IS THE KEY.

Jeez, I thought all the shows said love was-

LOVE IS STUPID. VIOLENCE IS THE KEY.

according to you then, you must be the purest form of love!

No idea what you're talking about, dirtbag.

geez, get some fresh insults, cockbite

you're nearly as bad as grif.

At least I'm better.

but nothing is as bad as grif, everything can only be better than him. So you're not special, blue.

Actually, you're worse

actually, as I said, nothing can be as bad as grif, so you're completely wrong.

We're using different scales then

well my scale is more accurate then.

Actually, mine is better.

no, mine is.

I don't think so

well your brain needs some help then, and I know exactly how to fix that. *holds up shotgun*

*slices shotgun in half*
No thanks, I like my brain the way it is.

*takes out my magnum* you fool.

*slices the magnum in half and knocks you out*
WHOS THE FOOL NOW
*takes you back to base*

..................that bitch.

Bow Chika Bow Wow

shut up.

I could shut you up pernamently

I could too.

Not while you're here, anyway

(I should've been caboose. He's hilarious, had the same amount of iq as me, and I can actually handle being him.)

(Plus then we could just banter because we're both blue team)

(yeah, this is too much violence, and being sarge is hard. I'm just not the sarge type.)

(It's much easier to play the dumb bitch lmao)

(yeah it's even easier for me because I'm a dumb bitch)

(Playing tucker is the easiest)

(yeah you just have to hold an energy sword and say bow chicka bow wow ever now and then)

(And make snarky insults at basically everyone especially Tex)

(and say stuff about chicks every now and then)

(Yes and have a huge ego)

(yeah but being caboose is funnier.)

(true)

(yeah you get to blame tucker for everything)

(And then you argue with Tucker until Church comes in and yells at both of you)

(oh boy, that would've been awesome.)

(Yes)

(yeah......)

(rip)

(that would've been the best argument in the entire world. I would've said random things and been an idiot!)

(meanwhile you have me being tucker_

(and then you would say that I'm an idiot, and then I would've said more random things!)

( Y e s )

(that would've been awesome...)

(Get a swap lmao)

(okay)

(yes)