To all the comments this is definitely a fucking joke-goodoriginalusernamehere Well duh-Nicø

Please tell me this is a joke

Which part, the asking to donate to Wikipedia or the being disowned bit?

The disowned part

Duh I’m kidding

Best. Jordan. Template. Ever.

It's jaiden

Autocorrect and I didn’t catch it!
Does this mean Ari’s gonna bite me?

Means I'll irrationally shoot you

I aM sOrRy
BlAmE tHe AuToCoRrEcT

No touching my Nico Nico kneecaps

Okay why are there sunglasses on it-

?

Don’t hate on the weirdos

I meant on my “yes.yes it is” image

Oh, the title

OMG
Internal screaming

To all our readers in the U.S.,
Please don't scroll past this. This Wednesday, we interrupt your reading for a very good reason: Wikipedia's crucial independence. 98% of our readers don't give; they look the other way. If you donate just $2.75, or whatever you can this Wednesday, Wikipedia could keep thriving for years. Most people donate because Wikipedia is useful. If Wikipedia has been here for you this year, take a minute to donate. Show the editors who bring you neutral and verified information that their work matters. If you are one of our rare donors, you have our gratitude and we warmly thank you. Your donation matters.

Oof

rip

Wait seriously?

That’s the best comment here-

WTF

We ask you, humbly, to help.
If everyone reading this gave $2.75, we could keep Wikipedia thriving for years to come.

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