Keep Calm And Carry On Red

no thanks

Will you, oh Glitch, accompany me to the city, where we can lick unsuspecting passerby?

LOL

That doesn't make me romantically interested, that just makes me interested in general lmao let's do it, you drive

YES!!!

I'll be ready in five minutes lmaooooo

woot

*gen z in a single comment thread lmao*

lol yeah

BRUHH

LOL

look ahead

Wdym

*kisses and bites your neck*

*short, sharp moan*
Stop it I just woke up

That’s when your least conscious *licks*

*blushing extremely hard* omgomgomg you winnnnnn

Are you my prize~-?

Oh no, I still mad from the chat incident like, 5 minutes ago

;-; *dies*

Hey, no. Youre not allowed to do that

I have to do it at one point ;-;

*smacks you in the back of the head* nO

Can I at least die holding you?

Hi

Sup

Sup

The sky

Lol

go and yeet the bufflao

Do i wanna know

you’ll just get killed nothing new

Aight cool

I’m still wheezing about the “getting dominated by a child”

Lmao same

*wheeeeze*

A short child at that

yes

Im just tall, 5 years older and awkward

.xd ues

Very awkward lmao

your a panicked gay

Technically I'm straight, just mildly curious of the other side

your not
everyone is gay if ya think about it

*thinking very hard* this child makes no sense, I can dropkick her but she still attempts to dominate me

ikr I make 0 sense.
I’m not trying to dominate you, sometimes I just sound like I wanna rape but I just want to torture them-

*realizes that this child knows more at ten than what I did*