uh oh

Me just waiting to see the comments:

Nico
Pirate_Melon

🙄 🙄

You SUUURRRRE about that?

Yep

:p

She ain't gay y'know

lol, I know

me

🙄

Me

🙄

*a wild Epsilon has appeared*
m e

🙄

NaCl?
ThatKidOverThere?

🤪 🤪

Me? Killa?

1. 🙄
2. *shoves chair aside* the WHO NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Killainbed69. That guy. Didn't you marry him?

O yea

I forgot you knew about him roflemsaeifoms

well then

🤪

What made you think I didn't know about him?

You split up? And wth does roflemsaeifoms mean?

Idek

well obviously. and nothing

Also, why did you react the way you did?

cuz
1. thats just how I act
2. no reason

You aren't usually that violent for no reason...

v i o l e n t

ANSWER THE QUESTION

Non

POURQUOI

oui

NON

non

NON

NON

NON

*ahem*

nON

NON

It's not that hard; just answer the question!

non

WHY ARE YOU SO FRIGGIN DIFFICULT

non

cuz I AM AN ANNOYING CHILD

It is one simple question, well within your capacity to answer. Why do you not?

oui

That's enough *pulls out Elvish knives*

oooooooooooooooooo

*stab stab stab*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

... that's not the proper response to getting stabbed

yEA IT ISSSSSss

No. You don't act awestruck when you get stabbed

WELL I DO

oui

Is that basically your go-to answer?

oui

Why can't you ever just give a proper answer?

oui uwu

*hits you over the head with a chair*

*CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII* APOLOGIZE TO THE CHAIR

IT'S AN INANIMATE OBJECT HOW DO I APOLOGIZE TO IT

DEW ITTTTTT

NON

OUI

OUI

NON (HOW DOES IT FEEL, aNnOyInG cHiLd?)

OUI (like I'm annoying >:D)

NON (You said so yourself)

OUI (oui)

Why do you desire that I apologize to the chair?

CUZ THE CHAIR WAS BRUTALLY HIT WITH MY HEAD CUZ YOU USED IT TO DEW THAT

MORE LIKE YOUR HEAD WAS BRUTALLY HIG WITH THE CHAIR

*HIT

BUT THE CHAIR GOT HURRRRRRRRRTTTTT

INANIMATE OBJECTS CANNOT FEEL PAIN

YEA THEY CAAAAANNNNNNNNNN

PROVE IT

*chair cries*
.

HOW DOES A FRICKIN INANIMATE OBJECT CRY

CUZ ITS SAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD

HOW CAN A PIECE OF JUNK HAVE FEELINGS?! (Oh, wait, I have feelings. Bad example)

Well I have feelings >:o you've insulted my kind (oooooo self burn lol but NU YOURE NOT)

Ok, HOW CAN A FOLDING CHAIR HAVE FEELINGS?! (Yes I am)

its sad when you fold it up and put it away *sniff* *sad music*

(youre not case closed)

You only said it has feelings, without saying how it could. And, besides, it's not put away rn. I was just using it, albeit on your head.

(I am. And you're not. Case closed)

wot does a l b e i t mean

(IAMYOURENOTCASECLOSED)

Loocc it up

(YOURENOTIAMCASECLOSED)

Non

(IAMYOURENOTCASECLOSEDFORREALANDYOUCANTUNDEWIT)

Why

(*undews it* IWASAPIECEOFJUNKFROMBEFORETIMEBEGANYOUVEBEENNOTHINGBUTANANGELCASECLOSEDPERMANENTLY)

Oui

(...*super uno reverse card*)

NOT AGAIN

OUI

(YOU CANT NO U THE SUPER NO U)

al·be·it
/ôlˈbēit,alˈbēit/
Learn to pronounce
conjunction
although.
"he was making progress, albeit rather slowly"

(That's why I used the ultimate no u uno reverse card, rather than just a no u)

o

(HEY)

Ye

(WHAT)

oui

(yes)

Now, I believe we've settled that chairs don't have feelings.

non

*hits you over over the head with the chair again*

*GAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSPPPPPPPP*
*huggos chair* LOOK WOT YOU DID

*inspects chair* I don't see any damage. Your forehead, on the other hand...

lollllllll

There, now that we've established that the chair could care less, could you please explain why you had such a violent reaction to my mentioning Killa?

Non

*flips table*

*table safely flips over* thancc lizards

*piccs up table and flips it on top of you*

*t r a p p*

Now will you answer the question?

non

*sits on top of table, squeezing you further* How about now?

*disappears into thin air* non

*tracks you down and pins you* Why are you so stubborn?!

:D MY SISTERS FINALLY TAUGHT ME SOMETHING :D

Taught you what?

to be STUBBORN OF COURSE uwu

It's not benefiting you in any way, so why?

y not?

If you simply gave an answer, it would save us both a lot of time, and a lot of pain on your part

okee

oui

*s l a p p* Answer the question!

😭

Look, I'm sorry, but could you just, P L E A S E answer the question?

foine

cuz I didnt know you knew about that guy lol I was just surprised case closed

Ok. Thank you.

*bandages your wounds*

oui

Lol getting an answer had a bunch of pain

o

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's so funny?

THE THANOS THING

How's it funny?

idk

You seem to think everything is funny for no reason

oui