festive-trap announcement

noooooo

well Im sorry but i cant simp for an us/our

lol
im a him/he

well im a him/he so maybe I can simp for the alternate universe girl version of you

ah, ok

👽: Drinking cold water weakens you, in terms of horniness and masculinity. E.T's fact of the day.

i drink boiling hot water straight off the stove

Good one.
I'd pour that right on your... cuz it's me, the Deity of Anti-Horny

F u n