darmug I swear if you disapprove this one

4

why tho

why 4

why do you want to sleep on the go***amn floor

Because existential crisis

oh

Mhm, so why not contemplate my life decisions while laying next to your dead body

9

oh ok

4 or 9

I'm okay with 9

but why 4

why do you want to sleep on the go***amn floor

6

lemme guess, joke?

nope

I'd flip you off and say f**k you

Because all I need is someone to play mario kart with but you fell asleep on me

why didn't you just wake me up?

Because I don't wake people up

I have bad experience trying to wake my mom up

oh.

Wait... you sleep too?

yeah I sleep

I'll need some time to reel from this great revelation 😓... then I might answer the question.

...........................you didn't think I sleep?

I'd lay down with you and watch you sleep, I'm just too dammm curious.

I SLEEP LIKE A GO***AMN NORMAL PERSON

I DON'T F**KING GET IT, BRUH!!!!!

WHY

But.... I'll just pretend I understood that.

*S C R E A M*

I'm a normal human being that sleeps.

case solved.

11) yeet you out the window

.

9, and if ur dead, 8

lol

1 4 7

.......................

l o l

I mean, they do seem like what you normally do but still

*wheeze* but still what?

it's just- no. Just no.

*huggos*

.-.

*kiss on le cheek*

.-.

*pat*

I don't need arms.

well then...
*eats your leg*

okay, maybe I shouldn't have said that.

*eats your thigh*

just kill me already

mmm

kill me

please?

nu
*hugs you and stabs*

k i l l m e

nu

*still casually ignoring you*

*casually messes with your hair*

*muttering* you little [REDACTED]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!
*touches your hair*

*ignores you again*

*eats your arm*

yes very delicious

-_-

*eats your other arm*

.-.

*SQUEEZEEEEEE*

I'm squeezing you so you can't breathe then pass out then I can stab you

nice try.

*teleports away*

*teleports with you*

.............................................f**k.

*holds your hand* now you shall experience hell.

*casually ignores you*

*casually ships you and NaCL*