Creepy Condescending Wonka

"Do you have any evidence of fraud?"
"No, your honour."
"Are you alleging fraud?"
"No, your honour."
"Do you have any evidence of ballot tampering?"
"No, your honour."
"Are you alleging ballot tampering?"
"No, your honour."
"Do you have any evidence of illegal votes being cast?"
"No, your honour."
"Are you alleging illegal votes have been cast?"
"No, your honor."

WELP, I don't understand how come Trump keeps getting laughed out of court!

'I suspect there are fake ballots in that room'
'Can you show me the fake ballots?'
'Well I need to go into that room'
'Well im not letting you in that room unless you show me a ballot'
'How can I show you a ballot before you let me investigate?'
'So you have no fake ballots to show me?'
'Well no'
'Case dismissed'

In this election, "that room" where the "fake ballots" are as believable as a wardrobe that has a portal to Narnia in the back.

You lost. Get over it.