Maury disses yo mama...can you handle it like man/woman/hermaphrodite or not?

yo mama so stoopid she thinks "stoopid" is a word.

jesus thats a actual person? not trying to be rude but damn

yo mamma so fat that before we buried her the earth was flat

Very nice! Never heard that one, but it is a good one!

Kudos on finding one of my old memes and commenting!

Exclamation points at end of all sentences is so HOT!!!! !!!!!

Cheers!

at least my momma can come up with original roasts

Yo mama so roasted her flesh be falling off the bone! Mmmmmm-mmmmm-mmmm, tasty!

to mama so stupid she tried to eat computer chips

yo mama so stupid that when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

Yo momma so dumb they said order in the court and she ordered a number 2 large sized and a side order of chicken nuggies for you!

yo mama so stupid she asked how far America was from the USA

yo mama so stupid she found a basket of used condoms and started making balloon animals out of them and then gave them to her ugly kids

ok I'm back

yo mama so stupid she told your dad to use a beer bottle as a condom, and that's why you're here

yo mama so stupid she got AIDS from some bum and then she gave birth to you so now you have AIDS too

LOL, nice!

*yo

This makes no f**king sense, but it's hilarious!

Just some yo mama joke memes. Rofl

I been using yo mamma so dumb she goes ousside with a bowl and a spoon when the weather channel says it will be chilly out tonight. But that one is getting old. lol

You do realize I called Grumpy the Cat a grumpy S.O.B., right? I did not call you that, but you seem to have taken it that way.

Of course you would say that, you grumpy S.O.B.

You know you are replying to your own comments, right? When you do that, people only see them if they see them by happenstance, like I just did. You should probably always reply to someone other than yourself. Not criticizing, just trying to help.

No, it's still funny!

Cheers!

More talking about the chilly with the bowl and the spoon but if you are not paying attention and in attack mode then gfy.

Wait, what? I'm not in any kind of attack mode. In fact, I was trying to be nice about you commenting on your own comments. I said the joke is funny, and I understand the joke. Not sure why you have decided to attack me when I was only trying to help you.

Yo mamma jokes. Keep on topic. Yo mamma so fat she went to a spa to get a tune up and they painted harley on her side and stuck a pipe in her butt and now they call her a hog. Yo mamma jokes. Stick to the script kid. It is not always about YOU.

at least
your mom exists

That is a truth. Good truthage, my friend.

Cheers!

i hope everybody's mother cares about them because mine doesnt.

Sorry to hear that, I hope she snaps out of it and does something to rectify the situation. In the meantime, stay positive (not COVID-positive, though) and keep your head up.

dude it doesnt even affect me because its been happening all summer

thanks for the sympathy tho

You're welcome!

But summer is over, isn't it?

yeah but from summer to now

Well, WTF is wrong with her? Did you try telling her she's being the bitch from hell?

no cuz giving people knowledge they already know wont change anything

Nice, never seen this one before either!

Cheers to you, mate!