Don't judge, everyone has obsessed over SOMETHING

That one mettaton box in the corner

Lol

Oh god

Lol

I was also thinking of using this

Lol yeah

I made it lol

Me seeing you have mew mew stuff posted:

Cool lol

Fangirl detected

I'm a boi

I know but people still say fangirl

S u s

But I'll say fanboy if you want

I'm not a fan boy really

I have the power of a killer robot on my side AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

XD

Yyyeeaah... I'm not a fangirl he's just a cool character

I've never NOT had an obsession with a character, and yes, every character I've obsessed over has been my wallpaper

This is the signed one

Oh cool.
No autographs for me lol

Lol

I'm no fan girl for mettaton

Me either

A list of characters: sea emperor, Wheatley, GLaDOS, Loki, mcsm admin, etc. Yes, all villains

GLaDOS, Wheatley, other cores, any turret, Papyrus, Sans, frisk.

Yeah

Not a fangirl, just a cool character. The end, no arguments

No one:
Me:

SOVIET SHREK

Mum come pick me up I'm scared

lol

Your therapist: communist shrek can’t hurt you, he’s not real.

Communist shrek:

O H Y E S

Alphys: Oh no
Sans: oh no
papyrus: oh no
toriel: oh no
mettaton: *bursts through wall* OH YES

Hmmmm seems a little KOOL-AID MAN to me

XD

Ink: No.
Blue: No.
Dream: No.
Horror: No.
Cross: No.
Fell: No.
Reaper: No.
Killer: No.
Dust: No
Nightmare: No,

XD

Ink & Error: What?
Blue & Dust: Did u just laugh?
Killer & Nightmare: Not today.
Horror, Reaper & Fell: ?
Dream & Cross: Nani?
*They take a moment to realize that they talked with their ship mates. (Except for Reaper, Fell & Horror)*

Mettaton: What, bad time?

Ink: Death at your door step, literally in this case.
Dust: Leave the Undertale & AU crew alone, please? I wanna be alone with-
Blue: do NOT finish that sentence!
Dust: Ok ok, but seriously tho, leave us alone!
Ink: DEATH. AT. YOUR. DOOR. STEP.
Error: 1uk, st0p.

Mettaton: Oh drama! This is perfect! *has a full film setup*

Ink: ...
Blue: I thought only Nabstaton did that!
Dream: Different AU buddy.
Blue: Sorry...
Nightmare: OK LISTEN HERE METAL TRASH. *2 of his tentacles grab Mettaton* SHUT. NOW.
Dream: To be fair, he kind of deserves that bro.
Nightmare: Aww, thanks. *Throws Mettaton up & down continuously*

Mettaton: *points at ink and error* you two should kiss

(no i don't ship it irl)

Ink: NO.
Error: *System Error*
Nightmare: JUST DIE U STUPED ROBOT!
Dream: Die, shut off, or be blown up. take your pick.
Nightmare: I would shut him off, THEN blow him up... WITH AN ACTUALL BOMB.
Dream: I agree bro.
Blue: Same with Dream & Nightmare.
Ink: I AM NOT KISSING THE GLITCH. NEVER!!!!
Error: I @m N0T D01NG 1T. MHY D0 1 N33D T0 D0 1T. *Internal glitched screaming*
Ink: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Internal screaming*
Blue: I'm gonna get the bomb.
Dream: I'll get the flint & steel
Nightmare: I'll grab this basted and continue slamming him.

I'm a hero! https://imgflip.com/gif/4pib61

Mettaton: *transforms into box form* OH YES

Ink: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO. I AM NOT KISSING, THAT THING. *Points to Error* NEVER.
Blue: Ok I'm back with the bomb
Dream: Got the flint & steel
Nightmare: DIE U STUPED THING.
Error: MHY M0NLD 1 W@UT T0 K1SS H1W???????
Ink: I AM NOT!!!!
Killer: LET ME & HORROR.
Blue: Actually, Dream hold the bomb. DO NOT light it
Dream: Ok...? Wait. Oh no.
Blue: Let's go... Murder mode....
Yanberry: I HAVE BEEN AWOKEN. Pass the bomb.
Dream: O-ok..?
Nightmare: GOOD IDEA. CROSS. WHAT ARE U DOING?
Cross: I've been sharpening my sword. what else do you want?
Nightmare: OPEN THE TIN CAN.
Cross: If I do this on my own, can I?
Nightmare: UGH. FINE, YES... *Clearly ticked off)
Cross: ALRIGHTY THEN. *Opens the tin can Aka Mettaton.* PASS THE BOMB & FLINT & STEEL.
*Yanberry & Dream pass the things over*
Cross: Ok then... *Puts the bomb in, then lights it & closes the Tin Can* Alright... wait. How long is it set for?
Yanberry: 20 seconds.
Nightmare: RUN OR TELEPORT
*They all teleport*

Mettaton: *indestructible in box form* ... darling you really are stupid

Nightmare: . . . JUST DIE ALREADY SO WE CAN MOVE ON.
Dream: *Feels like he's gonna go shattered*
Ink: D I E ROBOT. I'VE HAD ENOUGH. ALSO I AM NEVER KISSING THE DAMNING GLITCH.
Error: 1 h@v3 1d3@. Wh3r3's 3rr0r m3t@tt0u. 1'm g0uua g0 f1nd h1m.
Cross: That's not a bad idea actually.
Nightmare: CROSS, SHUT.
Cross: Ok damn.
Dream: Do I or do I not. I am wondering that question.
Ink: Don't
Killer: JUST DIE ROBOT.
Horror: D I E Y O U S T U P E D T H I N G
Yanberry: S T U P I D R O B O T, D I E

Mettaton: *finally doing an intro* HELLO BEAUTIES!

Ink: Ight Imma head out. *He teleports away*
Error: 1'w g0uu@ @gr33 w1th cr3@t0r. *He teleports*
Yanberry & Horror: N O. *They poof/teleport*
Killer: *Poof*
Dream & Nightmare: *Poof*
Cross: *Poof*
They are the gone

Mettaton: Well, seems our guests are too chicken to be on TV!

Ink: NOT TRUE! WE JUST DON'T WANNA BE ON TV OK???? *He goes again*
Cross: *Comes back & S L A P S Mettaton & Poofs back*

*death by glamour starts*

They are not here.
Toof: hOi! I'm Tooflless OC.
Me: Take care of it pls
Toof: Ok! I'MMA MAKE U DIE. I AM A FREEKING GOD. PREPARE FOR ZE DEATH
(What am I doing anymore????)

Mettaton: ... ight imma head out