Did you miss me

I wanna be in the room where it happens the room where it happens the room where it happens
I wanna be in the room where it happens the room where it happens the room where it happens

The art of the compromise, hold your nose and close your eyes
we want our leaders to save the day but we don't get a say in what they trade away
we dream of a brand new start but we dream in the dark for the most part
Dark as a tOMB where it happens

I've got to be in the room
room where it happens
I gotta be
the room where it happens
I gotta be
the room where it happens
I've got to be in the room
I gotta be gotta be gotta be in the room

I wanna be in the room where it happens

CLICC BOOM

YES

LOL

Well can't you tell by the way I ride my scooter
I ain't messin' around right now
I need my millions, my zillions
So here's how it's gonna go down
I'll do a wheelie while I burst through the door
And you'll be unable to ignore
But I'm only passing through
What's it to you? What's it to ya?
Yeah I'm only passing through
What's it to you? What's it to ya?
I'ma walk right in
Because it ain't nobody's business but mine
How I'll get the diamond out alive
It'll be the best money-making crime of all time
Let me walk right in
What a beauty, lookin' so refined
Really want that diamond to be mine, to be mine
So move aside, move aside
Maybe I'll just sneak and take a peek
'Cause I probably need to be a bit careful
I've got my anti-gravity cap in the pack
But the risk of using that is too dreadful
I really don't want to float into space
So I'll teleport to the top of this place
Then I'll roll the penny your way, it's just for you
Go ahead and get it
I've never been so quiet in my life
But somehow I did it
I tapped the glass, and made it through with class
Yeah, I admit it
Could've pulled an epic gamer move
And chaos would do all that it's gotta do
But I'm only passing through
What's it to you? What's it to ya?
Yeah I'm only passing through
What's it to you? Oh
I'ma walk right in
Because it ain't nobody's business, but mine
How I'll get the diamond out alive
It'll be the best money-making crime of all time
Let me walk right in
What a beauty, lookin' so refined
Really want that diamond to be mine, to be mine
So move aside, move aside
Watch me walk right in
What a beauty, lookin' so refined
Really want that diamond to be mine, to be mine
So move aside, move aside

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go find all the wood you stole from me
When I wonder, well I know I could've gone
I could've gone and got some more wood from that tree.

And if I'm walking, yeah I know there's other wood
But I want my wood It-It's my wood.
If I'm farming, Well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one who's farming next to (that gentleman over there)

But I would walk 500 chunks
And I would walk 500 more
Just to get back every single wooden block
You stole from me before.

When they're creepin (when they're creepin), well I know that I will die
I will die because you've stolen all my wood.
And when they blow up, well I know I'm gonna hide
I'm gonna hide coz being out there will do no good.

When I'm searching, yeah I know I'm gonna search
I'm gonna search through everyone's inventory
When I'm exploring, well I know I'm gonna find
I'm gonna find my wood, I'll even cross the sea!

But I would walk 500 chunks
And I would walk 500 more
Just to get back every single wooden block
You stole from me before.

Where'd my wood go? (Where'd his wood go?)
Where'd my wood go? (Where'd his wood go?)
Where'd my wood, where'd my wood, where'd my wood, where'd my wood, wood go?

When I'm sinking, well I know I'm gonna sink
I'm gonna sink and then I'm likely gonna drown.
And when I surface, well I know I'm gonna see, I'm gonna see
Some- Oh my god! It's my wood!

When you're unconscious, well I know I'm gonna take
I'm gonna take back all my wood while you're knocked out.
And when I run home, well I know I've got my wood
I've got my wood and it's my wood without a doubt.
I've got my wood and it's my wood without a doubt.

But I would walk 500 chunks
And I would walk 500 more
Just to get back every single wooden block
You stole from me before.

Where'd my wood go? (Where'd his wood go?)
Where'd my wood go? (Where'd his wood go?)
Where'd my wood, where'd my wood, where'd my wood, where'd my wood, wood go?
Where'd my wood go? (Where'd his wood go?)
Where'd my wood go? (Where'd his wood go?)
Where'd my wood, where'd my wood, where'd my wood, where'd my wood, wood go?
But I would walk 500 chunks
And I would walk 500 more
Just to get back every single wooden block
You stole from me before

y e s

*stands outside the door* YOUVE KEPT ME FROM THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS
*throws it open* FOR THE LAST TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMEEEEEEEEE

*dodododooodoo

fu-

Aight now we wait for the others

TWO VIRGINIANS AND AN IMMIGRANT WALCC INTO A ROOM, DIAMETRICALLY COMPOSED

FOES

THEY EMERGE WITH A COMPROMISE HAVING OPEN DOORS THAT WERE PREVIOUSLY CLOSED

BROS

the immigrant emerges with unprecidented financial power, a system he can shape however he wants

THE VIRGINIANS EMERGE WITH THE NATIONS CAPITAL AND HERES THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE

NO ONE ELSE WAS IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED, THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED, THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED!

NO ONE ELSE WAS IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!

NO ONE REALLY KNOWS HOW THE GAME IS PPLAYED,

THE ART OF THE TRADE

HOW THE SAUSAGE GETS MADE!

WE JUST ASSUME THAT IT HAPPENS

BUT NO ONE ELSE WAS IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS

YES

LOL

am i going to jail? bet

No, Mookie gets to decide your punishment

Heheh

W o t ?

hmm

heya

Please line up against the wall with Swift

I aint goin to china dum

Do it or I shall put a collar on Mookie

OOOOOOO HE WENT THERE

thats what she said

That will harm you too *suicide bomber noises*

Not really, line. Up. Now

*casually cha-cha slides out of line*

lmaooooo

lol

c h a c h a

N o

*gets out scp 096 in a box* wanna test that theory?
*cha cha slides up to the moon and lives somehow*

CLICK BOOM

*cha cha intensifies*

LOLOLOL

*starts vibing*

im sorry what?

BROOOOOO

XD

swift x paint shippers like:

THAT EXISTS?

NO ITS A JOKE AHHHHH

GOOD

BD