TRUMP : THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED!
VOTER FRAUD! I WON IF YOU DON'T COUNT ALL OF THE VOTES! THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO COUNT ALL THE LEGAL VOTES! VOTERS : IF IT'S RIGGED WHY SHOULD WE BOTHER TO VOTE? TRUMP : IT'S NOT REALLY RIGGED. THERE WASN'T REALLY ANY FRAUD AND I KNOW I DIDN'T WIN. I'M JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I DID SOME SKETCHY STUFF AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN PARDON MYSELF