And im not the daughter of a Russian Intelligence agent

Lmfaooo! The title tho!

Yeah, it was so no one would suspect me.

U hv damn good handwriting. and lol, yes "And im not the daughter of a Russian Intelligence agent" totally not sus am i right?

thanks, thats what u get if ur mom tells ur teacher to give u CURSIVE WRITING PACKETS at all the school confrences!!!!! and yeah, see, no one would think that!!!

lmaoo i had to learn cursive in England. And yah totally no one would think ur from the Russian mafia out to get me cause like pffssht I totally didn't spike Putins drink with muscle relaxant and try to assinate him to take all the riches back to my country!

oooh England! and yeah i totally wouldnt do that, why would u ever think that?? pfffft, you and ur imaginiation lol!!!!!!!

Yah i lived there 4 some time. And ikr? Yes, my imagination is whack!

Very noice! my cuz lived there. and yeah, im totally not gonna assasinate you so yea!

Nice! and yeah me neither! I'm totally not part of the Triad who's enemy is Bratva aka the Russian mafia hahah!

yeahs!!!!

Omfg! I just started laughing when my brother said, "I hate dolls"

yeppers!

Yeah, i get that sometimes too lol!

Ayy yah!

oh, so im the one screwed up, eh?

Yes. [nervous sweating]

oh. you're now exporting fruits i see. i wonder what else..........

Yes. Just fruits.........

B R U H

S Q U I R T S

yes........dolls....hehehe

"Hey doll, would you come here a sec?"
Some one actually said this 2 me when i was coming back from baby sitting.

well im good at stalking ppl aready soo......

Yeah same.

oh......i was talking abt shipping human meat.........oh never mind, i like ur business too

OMFG! xD i was thinking of illegal human molesting and all that dark web shite!

yeah, just fruits..........

Just plain old fruits............

Did you break his bones????????? its so rude to say that, has he no manners??!!!!!!!!!!!!
But then again, my teacher used to call us dolls in kindergarten. dunno if it was bc we were cute or she was creepy......................................

I slapped him then ran for my life.
Idk prolly both.

mhmm [squints at ya]

yeah.
(lmao i read that as "squirts at ya" and i was kinda scared XD)

okay, you did a gr8 job. i would just get the hell outta there if i were u.

Lol, u know i can't do anything w/o being sadistic.

*remembers last nights convo* Im telling u, im not shipping illegal dolls!!!!!!! 😉

AAAAHH that wink!

Thats............true lol!!!!!

Mhm!

ye, just fruits, nothing sus..............

If ur so suspicious of me, wht ru exporting huh???

Idk what id do there honestly tho!!! but yah!!!!!!!!!

U would run ik cause ur a good law abiding citizen and a safe person. But if it came down 2 u fighting ik u would do it and whoop a person's arse.

*me with hypersomnia*
pathetic

Whts the longest you've slept?

yeah, im gonna try and beat that.

I've been awake for so long that i don't even know how long I've been awake.

we're not creepy. who ever says that is WRONG!!!

Yeak ikr!?

um judging by how much ik myself i would either freeze on the spot or scream till the person's ears bled, cuz ik i can only whoop a persons arse is when im angry.

Wouldn't that thing that guy say make u angry?

oh!uh. i umm, i-uh-i export.......dolls! which i, uh get from my sister!!!! its nothing illegal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure, they're just "dolls" the toy ones. They're totally not the real ones.
(get the joke?)

i finished it. it was bubbly and kinda cold

Oh bubble tea?

it would make me more scared than angry tbh.

Ah ok. Then run if that ever happens 2 u that's my best advice.

Lol!!!! yeash!!!!

Yesh indeed

indeed indeed

Yup

Lol!!!!!!!!!!

XD

bc...........its important business.

Lmao. Prostitution.

I shall heed ur advice. But i very much doubt that will happen to me, considering the fact im not arnd guys that much.

Ok good thats good ur not 'round them much.

mhm

*casually glances at the Demogorgon in my room that's "possed to be transferred to Korea in 2 days*

force urself to sleep..........drink warm milk..idk

Idk either. Maybe imma just start OD on the meds i hv.

yesss. i would like to keep my distance from people at times like these.......

Yus.
But then there's just us who meet up at a target and stand like 1 foot away from each other and eat stuff outta the same packaging.

XDDDD

Omfg, i need sleep XD

boi sleep

I can't tho.

y tho?

Insomnia. Its treated w/ meds but i don't hv the prescription 4 the drug and idk where else 2 get it. Since I can't use codeine or morphine I'm just awake all day. I could OD on meds i have but then i would run out real quick and the doc wouldn't give me any more until two months after and I can't do that.

as long as u sleep. not sleeping is bad for ur brain.

Yeah ik

Yep, thats us!!!!!!

LMAOOO XD

Oh my-
Lol yes they are just the toy dolls!!
XDDD
(i got the joke!!)

Good XDDDDD
(Lmao i love dark humour)

Yeah, like no one knows im part of the mafia and gonna get you!!!!

(w8 rlly? i was joking plz dont kill me!!!)

I was kidding! XD

Lol!!!! speaking of that...........my dad went shopping and guess what he got? Mochi........but not ice cream, so das good! idk what i have against it but its smth

Yah. Mochi b so good.

reminds me of pretzel.......yum!!!!!!

lol.

2 and 1/2 days. it was when i came back from a sleep over which i didnt sleep at all. it felt like i time traveled............

Woahh.

XD

Ooh, hv u ever had bubble tea?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not screwed up in the head u r!

phew!!

Lmaooo we just being talking abt the mafia and shite and the next day we get recruited.

Yeah......
(dude!!!!)

Mhm.
(idk! I'm super sleep deprived XD)

yes, yes u do

Insomnia go brrrrrrr

OH HELL NAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's wht we were talking abt the whole time!

The best humour there is!!!!!!!!!!!

Ikr!?

yes

Mhm

XD

I- I actually would be glad.........

Ngl same.

lmaoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol, y r we talking abt illegal human shipping

Yeah!

Ah ok. I forgot wht we were talking abt for a full 3 minutes lol

its confuzzling

Yeah

Yeahl, life would finally stop being boring!!!!!!! and i can laugh evilly without people thinking im crazy or smth!!!!!!!

ikr! and no one would suspect it was us!

I think i ddi. it was strange tho.

huh. Wht u do?

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ye!

Yeah, exactly! i better get my resume ready!!!

Mhm! Omg, lets start training rn 2 be spies or wht ever XD y'know, flexible, cold-hearted, accuracy skills, etc.

demogorgon?

Oh no its nothing! I meant dragon fruit.

mhm!!

Lol. Dolls.

can you do a face reveal?

Not anytime soon, prolly when i get to 1 million points or smth.

oh. 😥

mhmm

ok!

u did one?

yeah!

here, one sec, ill send you the link in memechat and then ill delete it after you comment.

ooh noice!

okay!

FUCC😂😂

Yes, ikr??????? its annoying!!!!!!!