And im not the daughter of a Russian Intelligence agent

Lmfaooo! The title tho!

Yeah, it was so no one would suspect me.

U hv damn good handwriting. and lol, yes "And im not the daughter of a Russian Intelligence agent" totally not sus am i right?

thanks, thats what u get if ur mom tells ur teacher to give u CURSIVE WRITING PACKETS at all the school confrences!!!!! and yeah, see, no one would think that!!!

lmaoo i had to learn cursive in England. And yah totally no one would think ur from the Russian mafia out to get me cause like pffssht I totally didn't spike Putins drink with muscle relaxant and try to assinate him to take all the riches back to my country!

oooh England! and yeah i totally wouldnt do that, why would u ever think that?? pfffft, you and ur imaginiation lol!!!!!!!

Yah i lived there 4 some time. And ikr? Yes, my imagination is whack!

Very noice! my cuz lived there. and yeah, im totally not gonna assasinate you so yea!

Nice! and yeah me neither! I'm totally not part of the Triad who's enemy is Bratva aka the Russian mafia hahah!

Yeah, like no one knows im part of the mafia and gonna get you!!!!

(w8 rlly? i was joking plz dont kill me!!!)

I was kidding! XD

phew!!

Lmaooo we just being talking abt the mafia and shite and the next day we get recruited.

I- I actually would be glad.........

Ngl same.

Yeahl, life would finally stop being boring!!!!!!! and i can laugh evilly without people thinking im crazy or smth!!!!!!!

ikr! and no one would suspect it was us!

Yeah, exactly! i better get my resume ready!!!

Mhm! Omg, lets start training rn 2 be spies or wht ever XD y'know, flexible, cold-hearted, accuracy skills, etc.

well im good at stalking ppl aready soo......

Yeah same.

we're not creepy. who ever says that is WRONG!!!

Yeak ikr!?

Lol!!!! yeash!!!!

Yesh indeed

indeed indeed

Yup

mhm

*casually glances at the Demogorgon in my room that's "possed to be transferred to Korea in 2 days*

demogorgon?

Oh no its nothing! I meant dragon fruit.

oh. you're now exporting fruits i see. i wonder what else..........

Yes. Just fruits.........

yeah, just fruits..........

Just plain old fruits............

ye, just fruits, nothing sus..............

If ur so suspicious of me, wht ru exporting huh???

oh!uh. i umm, i-uh-i export.......dolls! which i, uh get from my sister!!!! its nothing illegal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure, they're just "dolls" the toy ones. They're totally not the real ones.
(get the joke?)

Oh my-
Lol yes they are just the toy dolls!!
XDDD
(i got the joke!!)

Good XDDDDD
(Lmao i love dark humour)

The best humour there is!!!!!!!!!!!

Ikr!?

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ye!

mhm!!

Lol. Dolls.

yes........dolls....hehehe

"Hey doll, would you come here a sec?"
Some one actually said this 2 me when i was coming back from baby sitting.

Did you break his bones????????? its so rude to say that, has he no manners??!!!!!!!!!!!!
But then again, my teacher used to call us dolls in kindergarten. dunno if it was bc we were cute or she was creepy......................................

I slapped him then ran for my life.
Idk prolly both.

okay, you did a gr8 job. i would just get the hell outta there if i were u.

Lol, u know i can't do anything w/o being sadistic.

Thats............true lol!!!!!

Mhm!

Idk what id do there honestly tho!!! but yah!!!!!!!!!

U would run ik cause ur a good law abiding citizen and a safe person. But if it came down 2 u fighting ik u would do it and whoop a person's arse.

um judging by how much ik myself i would either freeze on the spot or scream till the person's ears bled, cuz ik i can only whoop a persons arse is when im angry.

Wouldn't that thing that guy say make u angry?

it would make me more scared than angry tbh.

Ah ok. Then run if that ever happens 2 u that's my best advice.

I shall heed ur advice. But i very much doubt that will happen to me, considering the fact im not arnd guys that much.

Ok good thats good ur not 'round them much.

yesss. i would like to keep my distance from people at times like these.......

Yus.
But then there's just us who meet up at a target and stand like 1 foot away from each other and eat stuff outta the same packaging.

Yep, thats us!!!!!!

LMAOOO XD

Lol!!!! speaking of that...........my dad went shopping and guess what he got? Mochi........but not ice cream, so das good! idk what i have against it but its smth

Yah. Mochi b so good.

reminds me of pretzel.......yum!!!!!!

lol.

XD

Ooh, hv u ever had bubble tea?

I think i ddi. it was strange tho.

huh. Wht u do?

i finished it. it was bubbly and kinda cold

Oh bubble tea?

Yeah!

Ah ok. I forgot wht we were talking abt for a full 3 minutes lol

Yeah, i get that sometimes too lol!

Ayy yah!

its confuzzling

Yeah

yeahs!!!!

Omfg! I just started laughing when my brother said, "I hate dolls"

*remembers last nights convo* Im telling u, im not shipping illegal dolls!!!!!!! 😉

AAAAHH that wink!

Lol!!!!!!!!!!

XD

lmaoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol, y r we talking abt illegal human shipping

bc...........its important business.

Lmao. Prostitution.

OH HELL NAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's wht we were talking abt the whole time!

oh......i was talking abt shipping human meat.........oh never mind, i like ur business too

OMFG! xD i was thinking of illegal human molesting and all that dark web shite!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not screwed up in the head u r!

oh, so im the one screwed up, eh?

Yes. [nervous sweating]

mhmm [squints at ya]

yeah.
(lmao i read that as "squirts at ya" and i was kinda scared XD)

Yeah......
(dude!!!!)

Mhm.
(idk! I'm super sleep deprived XD)

B R U H

S Q U I R T S

XD

XDDDD

Omfg, i need sleep XD

yes, yes u do

Insomnia go brrrrrrr

*me with hypersomnia*
pathetic

Whts the longest you've slept?

2 and 1/2 days. it was when i came back from a sleep over which i didnt sleep at all. it felt like i time traveled............

Woahh.

yeah, im gonna try and beat that.

I've been awake for so long that i don't even know how long I've been awake.

boi sleep

I can't tho.

y tho?

Insomnia. Its treated w/ meds but i don't hv the prescription 4 the drug and idk where else 2 get it. Since I can't use codeine or morphine I'm just awake all day. I could OD on meds i have but then i would run out real quick and the doc wouldn't give me any more until two months after and I can't do that.

force urself to sleep..........drink warm milk..idk

Idk either. Maybe imma just start OD on the meds i hv.

as long as u sleep. not sleeping is bad for ur brain.

Yeah ik

yes

Mhm

yeppers!

can you do a face reveal?

Not anytime soon, prolly when i get to 1 million points or smth.

oh. 😥

mhmm

ok!

u did one?

yeah!

here, one sec, ill send you the link in memechat and then ill delete it after you comment.

ooh noice!

okay!

FUCC😂😂

Yes, ikr??????? its annoying!!!!!!!