Caboose

*teaches how to rap*

No, like actually

F**k no, I listen to REAL rap

Yes

Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him
Finna kill 'em and dump all the f**kin' bodies in the lake
Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em
And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
You're bringin' the killer within me out of me
You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
Or being the recievin' end of me, what stupidity it'd be
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
When I'm in the vicinity, motherf**ker, you better duck
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
A hunnid percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
I'm 'bout to f**kin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable
You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full
I'm not afraid to pull the
Man, stop
Look what I'm plannin', haha

Hi, my name is what- my name is who- my name is Trevor Philips
Hi, my name is hah- my name is what- my name is Trevor Philips
Hi, my name is what- my name is who- my name is Trevor Philips
Hi, my name is hah- my name is what- my name is Trevor Philips

I'm in a gang, I'm really tough!
Yes, I've got mommy issues... F**K!
I am amazing. FOOL!
Man, I need to go back to school.

You don't wanna carpool with me.
I love WRECKLESS DRIVING!
You look like a BIG THING!
Old people are so depressing!

I WILL EAT CHEESE!!
Don't you F**KING laugh at me, PLEASE!
Oooh, man I'm FULL.
My cousin used to work at a carnival.

Hey there, landmass.
Why do you exist, you dumbass?
Do I uh, turn you on?
Sorry pal, you're a total moron...

Hi, my name is what- my name is who- my name is Trevor Philips
Hi, my name is hah- my name is what- my name is Trevor Philips
Hi, my name is what- my name is who- my name is Trevor Philips
Hi, my name is hah- my name is what- my name is Trevor Philips

what

Trevor Phillips - "My name is"

Pfffft, Eminem made the original

I love RECKLESS DRIVING!

Get the rhythm (I recommend beatboxing first)

no someone teach ME how to rap!

Do you even like rap music?

yeah

Ya learn something new every day

yeah

freestyle or w/ set lyrics

b o t h

just say some words really fast and then make them rhyme when they really dont rhyme

bruh

Like freestyle?

or just rap fast?

b o t h

Freestyle: You have to start out slow, get a repeating beat and think of a few words that rhyme

Hat
Bat
Mat

There was a hat
Sittin' on top of a bat
Flyin' ova' a mat

Then you can find more words

Cat
Rat
Sat

The Cat
saw the rat
then that cat sat

so on so fourth

(This is a VERY basic ex)

I know, that is VERY basic.

So after you practice basic 1 syllable words you can try more syllable words

yea

Or pick 3 words that dont rhyme and start with number one

ex

Football
Scoot
Bowl

now try words that rhyme with football till you have a line that relates to scoot

then do the same thing with scoot to bowl

ok den

What about rappin fast

With Lyrics or none?

hold on

Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him
Finna kill 'em and dump all the f**kin' bodies in the lake
Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em
And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
You're bringin' the killer within me out of me
You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
Or being the recievin' end of me, what stupidity it'd be
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
When I'm in the vicinity, motherf**ker, you better duck
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
A hunnid percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
I'm 'bout to f**kin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable
You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full
I'm not afraid to pull the
Man, stop
Look what I'm plannin', haha

Ah yes, Godzilla

I can do that one.

l y r i c s f i r s t

Give me some lyrics

So practice that

yea

Just rapped it myself

So do you want to be able to do it without the lyrics?

holy shit

yea

I've benn practicing it the whole time it's been out

The only part that gets me is
"what stupidity it'd be
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter"

Because no lines after rhyme with "spitter" so i either accidentally skip the line mess it up or sometimes i get it

Anyways, to star, chew gum as much as you can, you want to get your jaw muscles stronger

Next step is to try to rap it yourself and see how far you get
ex

"Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him(then you mess up right here)"

You want to practice that line till you get it right every time

I actually got the beginning part

I'm watching a yt vid on it

IMA GET OBESE

ye, it was just an example

On...?

LMAO

No, the fill em with the venom part

How to rap fast

GOTTA EAT

Freestyle could be rapping fast

i guess

Get in the mood

Basically talk in rhythm is all i can say