Random fact: My username doesn't actually refers to the character Church, no it refers to Epsilon

My fellow Americans this is why Epsilon is the most powerful A.I in the universe. First according to the height of a human (which is 6.9 meters on average) Epsilon is 0.42 humans tall, whick means he is a godly size of 0.69420 inches tall. Second if any of you remember the original RvB, you know there is a scene when Tucker kidnaps the pirates and shoots a series of heat-seeking chadlets at Epsilon, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average chadlet (69420 liters a hour) and the sixe of the chadlet according to his ankle size, Epsilon can perceive and move at such a speed that chadlets only move 0.420 gallons an hour, 0.1% of their original speed. Plus after this Epsilon punches a thot and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 9,999,999,999 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 0.1-pound car crashing into a wall at 42 mph. I rest my case