My fellow Americans this is why Mookie is the most powerful gun in the universe. First according to the height of a bullet (whic

Omg

Woe is me
Gettin' into trouble
On purpose (purpose)
Was it worth this? (worth this)
I should win a ribbon or prize
For breakin' in to a bank by surprise
But on the surface (surface)
I maybe kinda sorta did a bad thing
I guess I'll just make like a tree and leave
They can't cage me, ha-ha-ha-how naive
Now I've got the cake out
Time for me to break out
Failure soon will lead to success
Even if it's excessive
Escape will be impressive
Pain is a weakness
So I'm doing the best I can
Victory is sweetness
That's why I'm a Stick Man with the plan
They called the court to order
Third-rate counsel takin' my case (my case)
My palm to my face (my face)
Tried to break the bank
Hiding in a bag
Now I gotta prove that I didn't do that
Got so lawyered up by an Ace Attorney
Made them think that the cop put me in the sack
A shame I'm the same old kleptomaniac
Don't you mind me (don't you mind me)
I'll take my leave so casually
Used a crowbar (used a crowbar)
All is clear, I'm nearly free
Gotta run now (gotta run now)
You boys in blue, you bring me down, down, down
Makin' my way outta town
Dodgin' bullets
You betcha I'ma pull this off
I'm bustin' outta Mesa
Failure soon will lead to success
Even if it's excessive
Escape will be impressive
Pain is a weakness
So I'm doing the best I can
Victory is sweetness
That's why I'm a Stick Man with the plan
Failure soon will lead to success (success)
Even if it's excessive
Escape will be impressive
Pain is a weakness
So I'm doing the best I can (best I can)
Victory is sweetness
That's why I'm a Stick Man with the plan

this is acceptable

it's actually funny

My fellow Americans this is why Mookie is the most powerful gun in the universe. First according to the height of a bullet (which is 6.9 feet on average) Mookie is 8 ft tall, which means she is a godly size of 69 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Texas gun, you know there is a scene when HTML edits the six comments and shoots a series of emotion missiles at mookie, she then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average rocket missile (2900 mph) and the size of the missile according to her ankle size, Mookie can perceive and move at such a speed that edits only move 6.2 miles per hour, 100% of their original speed. Plus after this Mookie punches a comment and it is pissed meaning its spine is probably angered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 100,000 newtons to anger the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 1-pound car crashing into a wall at 1 miles per hour. I rest my case