Sometimes I wish that I'd just die

*Nico walks in wearing...idk, yoga pants and a sports-bra*

WHAT THE-

*Nico suddenly looks you up and down*

This is not what the Nicø i know and love would do-

"N-NaCL It's so big-"
"That h-hurt-"

What the hell

Uh

But like....what am i supposed to say to that?

Which one?

Both

What was a joke?

The comment

If I didn't want to know you wouldn't be at knifepoint right now

It was a joke

You're making the situation worse for yourself right now

It'll get WAY worse if i tell you

*pushes it so a single drop of blood trickles down your neck* do i?

*Eyes wide*

*whispers so the cut in my neck doesn't open more*

You don't.

So?

You just don't want to know

Fine
Dm it to me then

You'll interrogate the person

and they'll deny it

But right now I don't

C o n t e x t

Aight, my notifs are dying. So, imma step in here rq. That comment was a joke for crying out loud

NO!

YOU CAN NOT HAVE THE CONTEXT!

EVER!

I do though

If i tell you you'll never forgive me

*pulls out a knife and holds it to your throat* really?

YOU REALLY DONT WANT TO KNOW!

*adjusts my grip on the knife careful to keep it pressed on your throat* does it seem like I care?

And the person from the context will

You will-

What the f**k

He doesn't remember that

WHA-

Do you not remember that-?

Lemme link TW to this rq XDDDDDDD

NO

MCF**K

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And now its saved for all eternity

FIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

XDDDD

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

D U D E

XDDDDDD

D U D

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