Lets confuse the bois

I have a $2000 couch and you decide TO LAY ON THE F**KING FLOOR

WHY GIRLS, WHY!???!??!?!?!??!?!??!?

Would you like a bloodstain on it?

SHUT

But like-

Tampons/pads/whaeveryoucallthemexist

Yea

And yeah-

LOL

specifically blood from my uterus?

Is it creamy?
(for legal reasons thats a joke)

depends on the month. (for legal reasons that is also a joke)

Hmm
(lmao)

just dont ask.
(ikr)

...

..

what did i do...

For saying that shit-

but for legal reasons that was a joke

.

LMAO

you can shut up now, thank you very much

no.

uh, do you want blood on it?

But like if you have a-

It wont-

like-

you under estimate their power to leak, and for us to have a heavy month.

...

the pads dont work.

What if you get the actually good ones-

haha- those dont exist.

uh

what? its true!

It still ain't gon' work

T E L L M E

N O W

Nope I'd rather shoot myself

B u t w h y t h o

Let me guess, no chairs

No

YEET THE CHAIRS

how many of these did you make??!!!

5 million >:3

NOOOOOO! YOU WILL L E A K

Thats not my point XD

s t a i n

Nu

It's getting your hair caught XD

THAT HAPPENS TO ME EVEN THO I HAVE SHORT HAIR

Bruh how

On my Pewdiepie Chair i mean-

o okee

._.

lmao

Is it weird that I've never gotten my hair stuck on a chair, no matter if it was long or short?

No, bcs it happens to me-

R I P

*that never happened to me ever*

REALLY?

yes!

ok ig

DELETE THAT NOW

No

oh.

b l o o d