I was thinking more of Kylie, Fat_Pelvis, Mensa Mike... the sort who keep mentioning their amazingly wonderful spouses and awesome jobs but spend more time here than I can even hope to.
Oh, and at least for the former two, post a heckuva lot of pics of rather lithe women in barely filled bikinis in the appropriate streams. Anyone's whose ever been near a woman knows that even the ones that can't stand you are highly jealous, so I have no idea what planet they reside in. Then again, neither do most of the Alt Righties here, other than it ain't the evil duo of Noooooo Yuck or Coliformia.