WHEN SOME WILD-EYED, EIGHT-FOOT-TALL MANIAC GRABS YOUR NECK, TAPS THE BACK OF YOUR FAVORITE HEAD UP AGAINST THE BARROOM WALL, LOOKS YOU CROOKED IN THE EYE, AND ASKS YOU IF YOU PAID YOUR DUES? YOU REMEMBER WHAT OL' JACK BURTON ALWAYS SAYS AT A TIME LIKE THAT: "HAVE YOU PAID YOUR DUES, JACK? YES, SIR, THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL." —BURTON 19:86