Describe a game in one sentence.

blocky boi with super strength demolishes nature

A hedgehog goes through time to fight a robot version of itself, who kidnapped a pink hedgehog all to get some rocks or something idk. Also, there were anime cutscenes.

An anthropomorphic blue hedgehog who runs pretty fast travels through time to get Time Stones, defeat an overweight yet surprisingly athletic and inventive human being in a red suit, defeat a robotic version oh himself, save an entire planet, and rescue a pink anthropomorphic hedgehog all while anime cutscenes occasionally show up in the game. Is that a better sentence?

A male hedgehog with human-like characteristics and blue fur, who is capable of running beyond 343 meters per second, the speed of sound in air at sea level pressure at 0 degrees Celsius, travels to the past and future of six separate areas, all of whom seem to have been designed by an Art major on drugs, in order to get artifacts known as Time Stones to make the Bad Future of those locations a Good Future, defeat a human scientist whose IQ and weight in pounds can both be described with the number 300, yet is still surprisingly speedy himself, destroy said human scientist's attempt to recreate the hedgehog in human form, save the entire planet, and rescue another hedgehog with human-like characteristics, however a female with pink fur instead of a male with blue fur, all while anime cutscenes occasionally appear to explain this, in my opinion, complex story for a mascot platformer game made in the early 1990s.

Yes, that is one sentence. Yes, you can put me on r/increasinglyverbose now.

A mammal with XY chromosomes, an attitude problem that can cause the mammal to get impatient at times, human-like characteristics (such as the ability to walk on two legs, similar-looking hands to humans, and the ability to speak), and blue quills uses it's the ability to run beyond 343 meters per second, which is the speed of sound in the substance called air at sea level pressure at 60 degrees Celsius (or 32 degrees Fahrenheit), as well as having a second chance at life after taking normally fatal blows using gold-like rings that can be stored in parts unknown to the player, partakes in the act of time travel in order to collect artifacts known as Time Stones in six different locations on a small planet tied to another bigger planet that is known as Mobius using an extremely long chain in order to save it from its undesirable future and put it back on the path towards its desirable future, defeat a weirdly proportioned and overweight yet extremely athletic human scientist named Dr. Ivo Robotnic or Eggman that has the IQ of 300 and a goal of taking over the small looking planet along with his wide array of robotic henchmen including a robotic version of the mammal,and save a mammal with XX chromosomes and has human-like characteristics as well that has a crush on our blue quillled hero figure all while the cutscenes that play in the beginning and the end of the game show a really cool looking anime artstyle.

Yes, that is one sentence. Congratulations if you read all of it. And put me in r/increasinglyverbose.

Pretty much.

help me

with what?

my eyes are deformed

from all this

Sorry I guess

Beauitiful.

Upvote earned

I could probably make it longer but I don't have time for that right now. So far you are winning the war

@SuperLunala I did it.

Congrats to whoever actually f**king reads this lmao

Yeah that actually was-

The old sonic design for the movie.

Looks accurate.

This one looks better

I thought Mario: the music box already ruined Mario

who the hell spells it like meamer

3D World was already that way.

Among us: Destroy Friendships .

So it's Mario party?

No mario party destroys your hands

Not your whole hands, your palms specifically

Nah your fingers to

Fingers especially on the ones for 3DS. It also destroys friendships.

Yeah true

N64 was your palms

yes and wii u was eyes

ye

I used the furry to destroy the furry

When you put it that way...

A child climbs a mountain and falls in a hole, and then either kills monsters or becomes friends with them

Super Mario 3d World: how to start a fight with everyone in your family for winning

An Italian man gains control of his opponents by chucking his living hat at them - and most of them will gain his mustache - and flies through multiple continents in a giant metal hat in an attempt to steal his crush back from a living turtle who is arranging a wedding with said crush and forcing bunnies with hats to attack the Italian man, thereby forcing him to kill them so he can kill the turtle, who just happens to have a hat with fists that punches the Italian man who also needs miniature replicas of the moon to make his metal hat fly.

To this day that mechanic makes 0 sense.

which one

Capturing is cool, but how does it work?

Uh you just hit the button and it saves an image of whatever is on the screen at that time

that is my plan to destroy the furry corporation

A guy invades hell, to murder all demons,whether they oppose him or not, using high caliber rifles,12 gauge shotguns,a minigun,a rocket launcher, a lightsaber with the power to one shot almost every enemy in the game, shoulder mounted flamethrower that makes armor fall of of demons,a gun powerful enough to make the navy's railgun look like someone threw a nerf dart,the bigger version, that makes the previous gun look like my dog tried to throw a grain of sand at the beach, in an attempt to damage the beach, a double barrel shotgun with a heat seeking grappling hook on it to be even better,and also why the heck not,a futuristic crossbow,grenades,cold grenades, a plasma gun, a gun made from heaven, to use against hell, a chainsaw with the ability to create rainbows of ammo to sprout from enemies once cut open,a wrist mounted super knife,the ultimate death stare, and a suit, powerful enough to be as strong as my kindle fire,which is extremely strong, all the weapons are essential for this man to be an unstoppable force who doesn't need to eat,sleep,drink,and he probably doesn't need to breath, and has essentially made this his job, and will be his job, for eternity, and he enjoys it, because he gets to murder fireball throwing monsters,a demon, that has enough armor on his face alone, to survive a direct hit from a rocket, peter griffin with rocket flamethrower arms,spiders with plasma guns on them,a super demon tank,a skeleton that has memes about it playing the soundtrack on a trumpet,a demon that spawns in more demons just to make your life horrible,and zombies, defeating them all so that you can crush the final boss that much easier, and just so he can stay alive, you have to damage the enemies just enough so that you can do a finish him move from mortal combat, and burn them alive so that you can get armor, and you do all of this while listening to heavy metal, just to make you feel that much more awesome,you also decided to start doing this because they killed your pet rabbit,so you went on a never ending rage fest, purely to avenge her, and your entire platoon of marines died while you were the only one who survived.

Yep, that's one sentence. Good luck and have fun reading it, and congrats if you already did.(Also this game is the Doom Eternal.)

A Japanese Italian man in Brooklyn gets sucks down a pipe and has to defeat a 🅱 I G turtle

You mean a 🅱️3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣6️⃣ turtle