A male hedgehog with human-like characteristics and blue fur, who is capable of running beyond 343 meters per second, the speed of sound in air at sea level pressure at 0 degrees Celsius, travels to the past and future of six separate areas, all of whom seem to have been designed by an Art major on drugs, in order to get artifacts known as Time Stones to make the Bad Future of those locations a Good Future, defeat a human scientist whose IQ and weight in pounds can both be described with the number 300, yet is still surprisingly speedy himself, destroy said human scientist's attempt to recreate the hedgehog in human form, save the entire planet, and rescue another hedgehog with human-like characteristics, however a female with pink fur instead of a male with blue fur, all while anime cutscenes occasionally appear to explain this, in my opinion, complex story for a mascot platformer game made in the early 1990s.
Yes, that is one sentence. Yes, you can put me on r/increasinglyverbose now.