DON'T GET IN CARS WITH STRANGERS, DON'T SIT TOO CLOSE TO THE TV, DON'T STICK THINGS IN YOUR EARS, LEARN MATH YOU WON'T ALWAYS HAVE A CALCULATOR, DON'T AIR YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY IN PUBLIC. PARENTS TODAY; PARENTS IN THE 80S; BREAK EVERY RULE GETTING IN AN UBER WHILE ON YOUR SMARTPHONE WITH VR GOGGLES AND APPLE AIRPODS - WHILE LIVE STREAMING A PUBLIC MELTDOWN.
