roses are red violets are blue don't look in the meat grinder or you'll be in there too

... I love it... if you didn't already make that into a meme please do so... that will make my day better than it already is

and you don't need to credit me but you can if you like

sorry my school has goguardian so it won't let me do that because anything with the word meme is restricted for some reason you can make my day if you turn it into a meme

yeah goguardian kinda sucks.

Gladly!

okay tell me when you do

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there ya go... I couldn't find a better image sadly

thank you I actually really like it

will do

Eh, I guess the kids will be food to me

for just $19.99 I will sell you The three youngest and if you want the pretty one that will be $23.79
I'm not sure how much that cost where your from but thats how much I'm selling them for.
I will say this... little johnny there is only $7.50 and I'll throw in a french maid outfit for only two dollars... so he can bring you some Tea. In case you want that with your meal. the french maid out fit comes with a box of Lipton tea.

Eh. I'm just looking for food

oh... okay

Yes. And children are a great food source

Yeah the meat is nice and tender especially when slow cooked... they got lots of nutrients as well

I prefer em raw

yeah I guess raws okay too... I just don't wanna get no disease.

I don't blame ye.

It's okay...

Yup

not sure i your into that but thats what I'm selling

throw all three of them in made outfits

and you got yourself a deal

that will be lets see... $61.28 *Yeets kids into a Van*
return the Van by Wednesday and you get %20 off your next trip.

okay tell me your "address"

Um... 696 nottasayin lane
and thanks for the money that will feed the kids for three weeks when I allow them to eat

and also when do you allow the kids to eat

when they are good... so hardly ever.

okay because he just tore up my couch and the other two almost broke my oven what do I do

okay thanks now I know where to return the van

Good... though make sure they don't scar in case you wanna re sell them

okay two of them are done one more to go

Please just tell them that you have candy and you will give it to them on the way to their parents who are in the hospital

okay we got 10 kids in the back

all right I got the kids I'm back at your place now here are the kids

you Send them outside and force them to eat

they tour most of the bark off of my tree now I'm going to tair most of the skin off their backs

okay they're outside now and also I'm driving the van back now I'm right outside of a school do you want me to pick up any kids for you

Thanks Here is 50 dollars for the kids you sent and a %20 off coupon for your next visit
(did we just turn this Corviknights Comment into a mini RP)

thank you (yes I think we did)

also to make things less confusing why don't we take one subject and anything that has to do with it we reply to that

here's $70 keep the change

okay welp have a good day

can ibuy 2 mre

Yeah sure we have a sale on Africans on Tuesdays. there only $12.55

the other three are getting tools shoved down their throats

ok i will have 2

you too

*please ignore the kids that are dead in my shed