Sorry for ruining the joke, but.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oikophobia

All I can say rn is this because yes

You woulda won 'dad joke of the day' for the glorious pun if you weren't constantly looking over your shoulder for that crew that's gonna take this seriously.

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'Hom' instead of home. Genius!

lol get those homophobes outta here

When they realize that there is only a bible and not a straightble:

Omg..

Homophobes when they see a homo sapien:

When they realize they have a bike and not a straightke

When they realized they ordered Pancakes.

LMFAO

Yeah, ey

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year (ey, yeah)

I have just one query (what's that?)

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (uh-huh!)

The answer is clear

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year

Sprite! (let's go!)

E_boy_E

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Yeah, ey
Yeah, ey

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year (ey, yeah)

I have just one query (what's that?)
Yeah, ey

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year (ey, yeah)

I have just one query (what's that?)

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (uh-huh!)

The answer is clear
Yeah, ey

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year (ey, yeah)

I have just one query (what's that?)

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (uh-huh!)

The answer is clear

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year

Sprite! (let's go!)
It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year

Sprite! (let's go!)
Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (uh-huh!)

The answer is clear

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year

Sprite! (let's go!)
It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year (ey, yeah)

I have just one query (what's that?)
Yeah, ey

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year (ey, yeah)

I have just one query (what's that?)
Yeah, ey

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year (ey, yeah)

I have just one query (what's that?)

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (uh-huh!)

The answer is clear

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year

Sprite! (let's go!)
Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (uh-huh!)

The answer is clear

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year

Sprite! (let's go!)
Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (uh-huh!)
Yeah, ey

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year (ey, yeah)

I have just one query (what's that?)

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (uh-huh!)

The answer is clear

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year

Sprite! (let's go!)
The answer is clear

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year

Sprite! (let's go!)
It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year (ey, yeah)

I have just one query (what's that?)

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (uh-huh!)

The answer is clear

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year
Yeah, ey

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year (ey, yeah)

I have just one query (what's that?)

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (uh-huh!)

The answer is clear

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year

Sprite! (let's go!)
Sprite! (let's go!)

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Yeah, ey

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year (ey, yeah)

I have just one query (what's that?)

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (uh-huh!)

The answer is clear

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year

Sprite! (let's go!)