Augustus Gloop, shall not be harmed!!!!
*says as he's being made into chocolate*

Oompa Loompa doopity doo
When a kid dies we all just dance

theyre dancing because they get dinner tonight.

They eat chocolate and cocoa

chocolate dipped children lightly dusted with some cocoa.

I mean augustus WAS turned inta chocolate

wait what ive never seen the movie

now dust him with the cocoa powder, bake at 400 for moist texture, serve with mashed kinder eggs and chocolate milk.

LORD this is getting morbid

BAKE THE CHILD

haha hope this makes front page

noice

😆

lol right ?

if i got $5.50 every time trooper either gave the specific details on exactly how they ate kids or CoCoa powder i would be rich af

So are we going to ignore that this is a repost or like...

yup!

Ok then.

*inhales in originality police*

REEEEEEEPOOOOOOOOOOOST

oh, run its the cops!

So very accurate.

Lol