Weenie Burger NO-

Nako:*pulls out a gun*

Weenie Burger:WHAT THE-

Nako:(image)

Hugs: ..uh...

Weenie Burger:*still going thru*

Fireball:the hell?

Hugs: Is this even legal? Im19...

Fireball:and he's 18.... OH SHI-

Weenie Burger:*turns around* what?

Hugs:You shouldnt be in here... Im 19 you pervert! >c<

Weenie Burger:*grabs a pair of panties from the drawer and jumps out the window* YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!

Fireball:oh f**k..

Memetale Cocoa: Isnt it youll never take me alive?
Hugs: *shurgs*

Weenie Butger:F**K! anyway... *looks at the pair he took from Hugs’s drawer*

*Elder is repeatedly slamming him with the drawer.*

Weenie Burger:AAH OW! SCRREEEEE

Elder: ..this is actually entertaining, lol.

Weenie Burger:*feeling dizzy*

Elder: XD

Gold: *opens the door* Elder, Why are you laughing- 0__0

Weenie Burger:oww.. *falls*

Gold: ...oh dear.

Peeps: WENNIE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

Frigid: I don’t have a home and therefore no drawers
*lili is driving her foot into his side again and again*

Skylar: *hangs him up on a fishing pole as me Butter and Glitz start doing the torture dance*

*Empress used flamethrower*

*It's super effective!*

*weenie burger fainted*

Rocketello: *Throws pokeball at Weenie Burger*

Rocketello: yes! I caught him- wait wha- Dark Poison type!? where did the poison typing come from?

I gotta be honest- probably ask him to f**k.

WHAT THE F**K?!

Yeah but like- why not?

Sweet Jeezles.

Well, I’m the only one who’s given him something remotely close to what he wanted.

Eat him

Jade: *silence*

Weenie Burger:this isn’t Esper or Pyra’s... *flies out of the window*

Clear: DONT TOUCH THE CHILD! *loads gun with pissed off intent*

Weenie Burger:I WASNT DOING ANYTHING, I JUST ENDED UP IN A TELEPORTATION FAIL-

Boi: ARE YOU TOUCHING THE CHILD!?

Weenie Burger:NO NO BO-

Boi: *slaps weenie burger* DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!

Weenie Burger:*shoots a Marx laser at boi* don’t touch ME

Boi: *dodges*

Weenie Burger:*shoots arrows everywhere*

Boi: *dodges with JoJo poses*

Clear: Dont touch this smol bean again. EVER.

Weenie Burger:ok... *puts on the x ray goggles and sees Clear’s bra*

*Clear goes feral without any clothes* *she growls*

Weenie Burger:O_O

*She tackles weenie and pins him down*

*Clear shafeshifts into a blue and white dragon*

Weenie Burger:WHAT THE-

Fireball:*notices Clear’s clothes on the floor* why are these here?

Weenie Burger:*laughing and yeets Clear to the wall* HAHAHAHAHA! You think you can KILL me?

*Clear's face goes dark* w a n n a b e t ?

Weenie Burger:*becomes soul form* bring it on!

Clear: *sly grin*

Weenie Burger Soul:REEEE! *shoots a ton of arrows at Clear*

Weenie Burger:*gulp*

Clear: Now, what should I do with you?

Weenie Burger:*shivers*

Clear: I think Illkill you.

*Clear roars loudly*

Weenie Burger Soul:*flies at Clear* AAAAAA-

boi: WHO'S TOUCHING THE CHILD!?

Creative: *points at weenie burger* HE'S TOUCHING DA CHILD!!!

Creative: Are you touching da child?

Weenie Burger:NO! I was at the wrong teleportation.

Creative: HE'S TOUCHING DA CHILD!!!

*most of my ocs start beating weenie burger up while saying DON'T TOUCH DA CHILD*

Weenie Burger:*does thing from Right Hand Man when he got dog piled*

Lucifer: *grabs him from behind* Hello

Weenie Burger:?! Who’s there?!

Lucifer: *burns him and slices him into peices* Kids, I have thanksgiving dinner

Weenie Burger:AAH!

*recovery center brings him back*

Weenie Burger:ugh..

Jade: I'm gonna pretend this didn't happen

Bloo: POLICE-

Weenie Burger:Aw fu-*police starts tackling*

Bloo: hah.

Weenie Burger:*blasts the police to bits*

Bloo: oh shit.

Gold: *pulls out some Gold Sword from Minecraft*

Weenie Burger:ya really thing a puny sword can beat me?

Gold: I mean, this isn’t supposed to be like the one from Minecraft, it just looks like it.