simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. (slang, by extension) Someone who foolishly overvalues someone else and defers to them, putting them on a pedestal. Spelling's a woman now, yeah? I mean, I guess it's possible, but... forget it simp is just a common insult or smth anyway and when it comes to elementary school students everything just means "idiot" anyway