OH, I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR SOME TURKEY!
BUT I WON'T EAT HAM.
PLEASE, I'M ON MY KNEES BEGGING YOU TO NOT FEED ME. . . .THAAAAT. . . AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR SOME TURKEY.
I'D MOVE TO MOGADISHU AND NEVER COME BACK!
OH, I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR SOME TURKEY.
I'D SUCK THE CORNS RIGHT OFF YOUR FEET, YOU CAN BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT!
I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR SOME TURKEY, BUT I WON'T SETTLE FOR HAM. . .SORRY, I JUST CAN'T EAT THAT! AND, BABY I'M CRAVING. YES, I'M CRAVING FOR SOME STUFFING TOO.
SO HOW ABOUT YOU GO MAKE IT?
AND I'LL HAVE THE CHIRON NICELY CHILLED AND READY TO BE POURED AT WILL.
ANYTHING FOR SOME TURKEY. ~ THE END ~
