hey sisters

I dare you stick your dick in a toaster
















if u don’t have one, grow one

i-
dont have one lmao

I said if u don’t have one
G R O W O N E

If you already have one, you'll lose it like that.

lol

What time is it?

2:44 am

ooh yes pin me down daddy lmao
(jk)

*does not* 😏

OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo

I remember now, I refused because I thought it'd be hella' weird to do it in my mother's room.
*phew*

boi i- lol

ye, don't say anything.

lmao

*has not done anything*
Remember your last wet dream?

yeah last night ....

I once refused to have sex in a dream,
I was like, "I know it's a dream, f**k this shit."
Regret it, tho 😅

wtf lol why was that so funny lmao

I'm an hour behind

I'm 24 hours ahead

hola querida ¿cómo estás

?

it means hi darling how are you

ik why?

damn i was just asking...

bruh thanks to google translate

lmao anyways hru

Oof

oof

I'm so tired but i want to stay awake at the same time

lmao

Weird question. Do you ever wish things would turn out like the end of Taylor swifts you belong to me music video? I'm the only one lol

no your not the only one XD i feel the same way

Weird 2 am thoughts lol

oof

I should probably go to bed now. Gn queen. Ttyl

Yo solía ver eso también

I love Google translate

yes lol

My crush probably doesn't remember I existed

lmao i always had a crush on Zac Efron i planned the wedding lmao

LOL

I liked Michael j fox

lmao thats very random

I also had a crush on noah wyle

I watched a lot of family ties

Also me:( knows exactly what our wedding is going to be like)

gn ttyl

lmao