Me: There's a school shooter!
Disabled kid: *gets up and runs away*
Blind kid: I didn't know you could run
Deaf kid: I didn't know you could see
Dumb kid (as in can't talk dumb): I didn't know you could hear
Smart kid: ooooooooh, that guy has a stick, I want to be a dog, waaaaaaaah!
Negative kid: awesome you guys can talk, see, hear and run now!
Positive kid: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!