This is true....right?

i guess its good but yea

You new round here?

yes

...

lmao

Reminds me of the joke about the patient talking with a doctor and being asked about bladder/bowel function. The reply of every morning I go at the crack of dawn. Like clockwork. The doc says that's good. The patient says no, it isn't, especially since I dont get up until 8 or 9 in the morning!

W-?

Crack of dawn is usually about 6 in the morning.

Yeah...ik

he means that the patient pee's him/herself

O h

according to science the bladder can only get as big as a grapefruit

I sound like a nerd don't I

Why do you know that

Not really

I have a book that talks about the human body

oh ok

Oh....ok

yep and I memorized most of it

did you know that too much vitamin A can be deadly?

coolio

Too much of anything can kill you, too much air can kill you, too much water can kill you, too much sleep etc.

ye

true lol

and I can't wait till after thanksgiving break so I can tell my science teacher that there are four states of matter in front of the class (I knew it for a long time now but I never said it to anyone before)

lol

Yep

S m o r t

lmao

ye

actually there is over 15.

too much cuteness can kill you

true sometimes!

yeah, like kittens, CATS RULE DON'T THEY

if the bladder got to the size of a grapefruit than you would die. that's the point where you can die if you hold it in.

don't care, wasn't a good joke anyway FASHUNFLERTEARRRT

F**k you ya stupid piece of shit who should be banned from the f**king imgflip community for taking a good joke and making it like your mom: f**ked upm

sorry, just had to make a point to have a voice

We cool I just lose my chill easily

NP bro

I was too, NP! LOLXD

NP means no problem, why flip me off?

i didn't know that yo I new to that stuff

sry

what is wrong with you get some help

WANT TO SEE WHAT I CAN DO TO YOU IN 30 SECONDS? IF SO TELL ME YOU RELAVENT COORDINATES SO I CAN SHOW YOU HINT: YOU MIGHT WANT TO HIGHER BRUCE LEE AS A BODY GAURD AND THEN CALL IN THE REST OF THE WORLD

same

lmao, it's annoying.

pathetic. mine's the size of a yoga ball and as heavy as a sack of anvils

I know how this feels

lmao

If it's not the alarm clock, it's on my own.