Oldest things

The oldest thing is minecraft pocket mode

well, you forgot big bang, the oldest multiverse, and the universe

Evil Dude who drinks, Look up the oldest person in the bible, and look up his age! Then boom!
P.s. I was gonna add the oldest living person outside the bible, but must have forgotten
P.p.s. The oldest person outside the bible was 256

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jesus dad and oldest person aroun 120-170

i don't exist?!

Ps he does exist