Star Wars Yoda

Are you alcohol? Cause you make me dizzy.

Oof ;-;

XD

Lol

Henlo! imma try to lol

lol okie

ummmm ;w; -hugs- im bad at dis

well, you made me laugh at least lol

thats gud :DD im to scared to do it to a man but a girl.. i am speed xD prbly cause im attracted to woman

indeed xS

lol

OvO xD

lmfao

dont put your dick in a wood chipper

wtf

sup

last time i checked, i didnt have one lol

*me thinking of how to do the opposite of what you said*

...

is this the opposite?

XDDDDDDDDDD OOF

that made me laugh really hard XD

No

mk

You really don't deserve it

O O F

XD

Did it work?

nope lol

This is my blade, and this is my sword
This one's for ladies and this one's for war

XDDDDDDDDDD

(Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to say) Depending on your conduct, I may just plunge one of them inside of you.

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA CAN I PUT THIS IS CURSED COMMENTS? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Go ahead.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

hey baby, are you the sun? because you're the hottest thing i've ever seen

didnt work, you've never seen what i look like lol

*points gun*
Blush, and I'll spare you

try me

nah

Leave me alone, that's pretty hardcore for blushing.

lololololol

*does opposite*