Super Smash Bros

Somebody make this real

I know, right?

For his neutral special, he wields a G U N.

For his down special, he places a vent on the floor. Place another one to create a transportation device.

For his side special, he calls you "S U S"

which stuns or 1-hit ko's, depending on your damage.

but i was thinking the side special could act like Ridley's down special.

Nah, that can be his side smash.

wait, that makes sense

But, like Ridley's down special, it will have a "sweet spot" at the tip of the tongue.

up smash could be a S L I C E from a knife.